A man won’t be shot while doing the dishes – a reprise post

Humor is probably the only thing that keeps people sane.

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Staying married takes effort. The same could be said about any relationship. If you don’t work at it, it won’t last. The title is a funny, but true metaphor that will keep you married – if you do the dishes, even if only periodically, you at least will survive another day and not get shot. There are two messages in this saying – share the load and keep your sense of humor. Since we need a break these days, let me focus on the humor.

Comedian Tom Arnold had the funniest line which seems to apply to our household. When asked by the women on “The View” about how long does a physically romantic interlude last, he replied “thirty minutes.”When the women were surprised at his answer, he clarified, “yes, five minutes of foreplay, five minutes of sex and twenty minutes to get all the pillows off the bed.”

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